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• Jesus Christ was a Community Organizer; Pontius Pilate was a Governor. Anyone who thinks Senator Obama is the Anti-Christ has been listening to a misguided preacher. God is Love, we must come together.




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  Take a dump in one hand and hope in the other.
  
  I wonder which one will fill up faster?
  
  Thanks Barack!!
  

• Hey Jethro. Please refrain from LOL or third grade name calling
  It is over. Go to bed and cry a river in your Little elephant pillow.
  Abstinence = palins kid getting a seed implanted
  in her by a thug
  Night night sleep tight I know I will




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  All you conservatives and Republicans need to go to bed now, you have to work to take care of your families tomorrow. The rest of you, your mom would appreciate it if you would bring your clothes up from the basement every now and then so that she can wash them for you. Don’t forget to take out the garbage too.
  
  Peace.
  




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  Obama got his butt handed to him tonight.
  
  Obama forgot that he voted for that 3.5 million dollar overhead projector. LOL!
  
  Obama stating that the computer was made by “a bunch of defense department scientists” actually it was made by private industry when IBM adopts the 80 column punched card -
  If Odummy was talking about the Internet, that was started at a universities not the DOD.
  
  Oidiot states that ‘only a few percent of small business will be affected’ by his tax increase. Omessiah doesn’t know what percent? it’s his fricken plan, he should know… He is the messiah,eh? :)
  
  Wait until O’s stupidity gets out. If the MSM does not drop the ball…
  




• Hey blue house. Chill out. Get yourself some Jack Daniels
  and cry a river into your elephant shaped pillow.
  You talk about Morals?
  Palin’s kid got some thugs seed implanted in her baby hole
  Abstinence works!!!!
  Don’t even bring up abortion.
  This kid will live in an ivory tower.
  Night Sleep tight, I know I will




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  Will this one get posted? my last comment didn’t show up on here. This is a shorter version.
  
  If Obama wins, get ready to flee to the mountains. Have all your “nuts in one basket”, packed up and ready to go. There are many sights on the internet that tell you how to prepare for a disaster, good idea to read them!!
  
  He is a left wing liberal, out to destroy the United States of America!! Better listen up folks, before it’s too late!
  
  God Bless the U.S.A. all all our people.
  
  Please, vote McCain/Palin to avoid the disaster that will follow if you don’t.
  




• McCain won the debate with his straight answers.




• if obama is half white, please tell me which fountain he would have had to drink from in 1959 in alabama




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  Jesus Heals the Lepers
  
  “Then Jesus passed by a Leper colony. He did not approach, but stood at a distance, shouting, “If you weren’t a bunch of filthy homosexuals and intraveinous drug users, you wouldn’t have this disease. Serves you right!” Then He marched away, positively radiant with self-righteousness.” Luke 6:24-26 CCV (Conservative Christian Version)
  




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  oh the theories of the communist party, let me put them out. 1. control the media. 2. try to lead in finacial distres. 3. take away the right to think for one self 4. disarm the people by deception 5. limet free speech in a way that the people think it is a good thing, let them vote for it, deceive them that that are actually voteing against it by titles “Fairness Doctrine” 6. ridicule religion 7. after it takes hold, increase the propaganda, use posters everywhere, build the statues. 8. make the people fear the government 9. report your neighbor for being not patriotic.
  
  Do you want to live by this? is that change? Obama seems to think so.
  




• Please all you bigoted republicans. Stop all the crying and whining. Go shave your heads and get a swastica tattooed on your butts. You guys are truly idiots.

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