May 26, 2007

What not to say when trying to wake a narcoleptic

My Mother comes into my room today to wake me up and says, "it's 11:30, time to get up you don't want to sleep all day."

The only coherent thought I remember having is, "like hell I don't."

Maybe my Mom needs a refresher in my disability, as it turns out one of the key symptoms is the overwhelming urge TO SLEEP ALL DAY!

True story. :)

3 Comments:

Overpriced Designer Man Bag said...

what about "wake up sleepy head"?

Anonymous said...

what would you prefer we say.... Wake up my young prince?

Pops

Brian said...

(In a falsetto David Spade voice while knocking) Housekeeping...